Cold weather is one of life’s reminders that your body is getting older whether or not you are. Here are theScoundrels ten signs a man is getting older.
10–> You start selecting your soaps by allergic additives rather than cost.
09–> You are swearing at your bifocals in the same manner your father does.
08–> Your plate of food in front of you looks too enormous to finish.
07–> You choose vehicles by rating comfort over sporty.
06–> You prefer to watch sports on your TV rather than participate in the fun.
05–> You actually start combing your hair, out of necessity to cover up those deepening furrows in your field of follicles.
04–> Midnight finds you tucked in your warm bed rather than heading out on the second leg of your Friday Night party run.
03–> Your body creaks and pops when you get up like Nick Nolte’s in the movie “North Dallas Forty“.
02–> You would rather talk about romancing the pretty ladies than actually romance the pretty ladies.
And the theScoundrel’s number 1 sign you are getting older:
You are more excited about your morning bowel movement than your morning wood!
I really like this post. Except for number 3; it hits too close to home.
Hmmmm. Scoundrel do you know all this from personal experience, or just from what others have told you?
Yeah Cruiser, number 3 has been a part of my life for a long time. My body has been doing the snap-crackle-pop song since not long after high school.
QCX I think they all came to me in a prophetic vision, kinda like a Nostradamus thing.
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