The Ultimate in Last Minute Less Ordinary Christmas Gifts

Whooo-EEEE! Christmas is almost upon us friends, neighbors, Romans and countrymen. Lend me your ears, err I mean, well in this case lend me your eyes. Just days left to buy your sweety that Ultimate in Last Minute Less Ordinary Christmas Gifts. Granted some of them might not get delivered in time to place under the tree with the booty left by Santa, but an IOU and receipt of purchase should let them know you were out searching for the very best of treasures to lay at their feet, that you could find. So with that in mind here are more less ordinary Christmas gift ideas:

For that little lady seeking major protection, designed with the ladies in mind, from the boogeymen out roaming the streets how about –> The Pink Lady taser? Then the next time some loser is hitting on her in the bar she can hear him scream, “Don’t Tase Me Bro!”(also available in other colors)

Not what you are looking for! Perhaps you are looking for something more thrill seeking. Then perhaps the Birdman Flying Wing is just the gift you are searching for! Glide with the birds. Hey and don’t worry, it’s just a ride!!!

No, then free flight was not quite your thing? maybe you are just landlocked like theScoundrel. Maybe you just dream of the view from above. Well this next gift is perfect for you or your sweety, especially if they/you are into voyeurism of the sunbathers next door. Hey why should the government have all the fun spying when you can own your very own DIY flying spy drone! (AGM-114 Hellfire Missiles not included!)

Maybe you feel emasculated and are tired of having sand kicked in you and your girlfriends face at the beach by the bullies! Grrr! And you just do not have time for that Charles Atlas course! Well perhaps you need your very own exoskeleton outfit making you into the next bionic man or woman. Then feel the surge of empowerment as you crush those insensitive bullies!

Hmmm you say you are looking for a family gift! I see – said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw. Is it that piece of tin foil sitting in your garage that the car salesman sold you for only $30,000. Perhaps you do not feel safe weaving in and out of traffic on the way to Mickey Dees. Well you need to contact Ibis Tek and let them protect your family by fixing up that over priced piece of tin foil they sold to you as a SUV. Let them not only reinforce the chassis of the old family truckster against bombs and explosions but also look into letting them make you boring old vehicle into one of the most fiercest urban assault vehicles traveling the highways and city backstreets of America!

Still not what you wanted. Okay here it is the Ultimate in Less Ordinary Christmas Gifts!!! Why have your family worry about commie nuclear missiles or your friends’ next door dropping a few of those hellfire missiles from their spy drone on your holiday festivities when you can own your very own family underground missile bunker. Never lose sleep again worrying about Jack Bauer possibly failing to stop secret attacks on your family with this Christmas Gift! The perfect gift for peaceful coexistence with a hostile world!

These and other less ordinary Christmas gifts can also be viewed over at the Danger Zones 2007 Holiday Gift Guide. Hurry now that time clock is ticking!