Someone to Watch Over Us

In a move that should have surprised no one that follows the kiss-ass relationship between local Quad City press and the political scat/talking points that is exported straight from the mouths of the Rock Island County Democratic Politburo – the Rock Island Argus/Moline Dispatch proved that it does not matter which reporters name is on the byline – they will leave the investigative journalism and challenging questions locked up inside the cobweb encrusted safe, that the local media has left untouched for years. In the most recent interview of Congressman Philobluster Hare by our local watchdogs, err… politburo-bootlicking pooches, the Dispatch/Argus managed to prove that the patronizing of politician reporting skills of the D/A journalists are capable of breaking the gender barriers. Yes instead of the normal D/A male dominated journalistic word-for-word recital of Philoblusters reverberation of Pelosi/Reid/Obama rhetorical promotions –—- the job of repeating the National Democratic Politburo platform was handed off to a female, Brandy Donaldson. Well done Brandy – you’ve come a long way and proved yourself as capable of marketing copy as your male political advertising counterparts. Maybe you could also pick up a few advertising tips from watching AMC’s Madmen, an excellent and introspective show of the 1960’s advertising world. Now get in there with your D/A equals and Sell-Sell-Sell!!! I would say this is just the Dispatch/Argus’ way of crying for their share federal bailout money – but unfortunately,  as QCExaminer is often pointing out – it seems just repeating Philobluster Hare and the local Democratic Politburo word-for-word has been standard-operating-procedure for our local watchdogs, err… sorry about that, politburo-bootlicking pooches for practically forever. Ahh isn’t it nice to have such valiant pooches, someone to watch over me? However there seems to be a problem as the watchers’ loyalty has become passive and even taken sides with the thieves they are supposed to be guarding us from.

Who Joe Biden

Year-after-year I watch people interviewed on the big-city streets fumble around like imbeciles when asked basic questions concerning the country we live in. And I would think being able to name the current vice president of the United States of America an easy question for any US adult at or near voting age. Yet in a recent man on the street interview – only about one-third of the big-city adults questioned, the same regions that always vote overwhelmingly liberal,  could name Joe Biden as VP of the United States. Yikes! Heck I am just a barely educated 29+ year-old hillbilly from a little country school  and certainly no Joe Genius,  but at least I can easily name the Presidents and Vice Presidents all the way back through Eisenhower/Nixon. And yet year-after-year the big-city strongholds of progressive liberalism continue to undazzle me with their historical knowledge of politics. Do they teach anything in the big city schools other than sex, drugs and rock-n-roll?

T O and the UN Giving Me Ten Million Dollars

Holy Cow fellow bloggers! Team Obama and the United Nations want to give me TEN million US dollars!!! Well maybe. At the very least probably; according to one of my recent e-mails- one of the multiple individuals that get e-mail, at one of my shared e-mail addresses has been offered up the Ten million dollars. (Which person is unknown since the correspondence was only directed toward the e-mail box. Does that sound suspicious to you readers?) I thought I would share that fantastic transmission with my fellow Internet voyagers –>

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Subject: From Mr.Timothy Geithner, Secretary of the United States NationalTreasury

Good day to you, I am Timothy Geithner, Secretary of the United
States National
Treasury.President Barack Obama nominated me to be the 75th secretary
of the treasury on January 20th, 2009. I am the president’s leading policy
adviser on a broad range of domestic and international economic issues.I have
spent most of my career at the U.S. Treasury, which I joined in 1988 after
having worked three years in the private sector for Kissinger Associates.

Before going to the IMF, I Geithner was undersecretary for
international affairs
at the Treasury Department under then- Secretary Lawrence Summers.I played a
major role in the Treasury’s efforts to contain the Asian financial
crisis in 1997 and 1998. A biography, furnished by the New York Fed,
highlights
my management responsibilities. I am the director of the Policy
Development and Review Department at the IMF, which has a staff of 180 people.

As a Treasury official, I Geithner participated in a number of international
negotiations, including agreement on international banking standards known as
the Basel accord, and an agreement that created the IMF’s expanded emergency
reserve fund.I am married and has two children to my Name, also received my
bachelor’s degree in government and Asian studies from Dartmouth College and a
master’s degree in economics and East Asian studies from Johns Hopkins
University. Kindly visit the website below to view my personal profile.

Website: http://www.treas.gov/organization/bios/geithner-e.shtml

The United Nations have given me due instructions, alongside with the World
Bank to wire the sum of $10Million US Dollars Only into your Bank Account in a
Legal way.

For this reason I have contacted you. Below is the Required Documents:

1: United Nations Stop Order Document
2: World Bank Clearance Certificate
3: Proof of Ownership Certificate.

These three documents are needed before i can proceed with the transfer of the
total fund into your Nominated bank account.The United States Department of
Justice, can help you secure this needed documents,I will furnish with the
contact detail of whom to contact, so that this transaction can be completed
without delay.

In the meantime, I want you to re-Confirm the following details to me for your
case file processing.

Legal First and Last Name:
Complete Residential Address & Age
Direct Telephone No & Fax
Legal Occupation and Position
Address of Occupation

Please get back to me as soon as possible.

Thanks and God Bless you.

Mr. Timothy Geithner
Executive Secretary United States
Treasury Department Main Treasury1500
Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20220

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Sigh! I might have believed all the prattle contained in the e-mail despite the poorly worded document, as I am not a wordsmith either. But I am afraid the closing signature of the correspondence leads me to believe it is nothing more than more SPAM and I will not be getting my ten million dollars! I can believe that the immense corruption rampant among United Nations executives would have Ten million dollars of illegal funds they need to hide away from possible honest bean counters. I can easily believe that members of Team Obama could be right in the middle of the fraud – after all it seems efficiency at evading taxes has been an expected part of the résumé of Obama advisors like Timothy Geithner. But any US citizen, not under the media spread viral spell of the False Prophet, knows that any member of the politically correct Team Obama Presidential administration would not have closed the letter with “Thanks and God Bless you”. Now had they closed the signature off with “God Damn America” the letter might have been believable. So I conclude this must be more SPAM from someone out of the country unaware of the “Hate America” leadership nature of our current administration.

The Team Obama Magic Show

A great magician like David Copperfield is successful because he can tell you of the illusion he is about to stupefy your mind with and is still able to offer up distractions that allow him to fool your mind into missing the reality behind the illusion.

Team Obama along with attack dog Nancy Pelosi has just extorted and bribed the House version of Obamacare through the House of Representatives voting process. On November 9^th Iowa Congressman Bruce Braley was in the Quad Cities pimping out that US House legislative version of Obamacare by using his attempts at the magic of distraction. Bruce Braley is not David Copperfield. Like a bad magician incapable of averting your eyes from the trick of the performance -Braley’s message to the media was ignore all the bad parts and just look at the illusionary big picture.

There is a reason the Obama/Congressional attempts at health care reform continue to lose support –the contents of the legislation in both the House and the Senate is full of rotten produce and no matter how much you look at the big picture – the rotten spots have permeated the product and cannot be hidden by a Congressional Magic Show. The “big picture” of Team Obamas health care plan is so full of rotten ingredients it has spoiled the whole creation. And even the most expert Congressional magic could not distract the stench coming from this legislation. And sadder yet an included component of this legislation, that could distinctly win increased support from the public- a written reaffirmation against government funded abortions – in all likelihood will windup getting cut from the final recipe by the Congress. And considering the increased expense it adds to the already gigantic tax costs wrapped up in this legislation  – it would not surprise me if the elimination of pre-eisting conditions legislation eventually wound up cut from the legislation.  Meanwhile Congressmen, like Braley, will travel the country putting on their phony magic shows attempting to sell the country on this expensive product made-up of mostly rancid ingredients. Of course their Congressional illusions only work if the voters allow the Congressional deceptions to confuse the public mind.

ObamaCare -No Dissent Allowed

Team Obama member Nancy Pelosi continues to bully opponents within her own party that disagree with voting for her version of Obamacare. Pelosi is determined to push her own personal agenda over the tops of concerns of party legislators that live in and represents  voting regions that do not worship the Pelosi East/West Coast ultra-liberal progressivism, no matter the political costs to more conservative party members. The 2009 election has already displayed a voting public that is backing away from the hidden nightmares of Obamacare. Pelosi’s thuggish tactics on Democrat Legislators living in more conservative regions could end up costing those Democrats coming up for reelection  -their seats in Congress- if they succumb to Pelosi’s intimidation tactics. Team Obama lives among a world of progressives that imagines and characterizes those whom offer up dissent towards their Marxist agenda as fanatics and racists whom offer up insignificant fanatic and racist thoughts and opinions.

White House Meets Epicurean America

In an upcoming January episode of Iron Chef America – politics will mix with epicureans. It seems that first lady Michelle Obama has sought out the popular cooking show as a way of promoting her cause of healthy eating for children. The show will be a team effort of Food Network Icon Chefs Mario Batali & Emeril Lagasse versus fellow FN Chef Booby Flay paired-up with White House Executive Chef, Cristeta Comerford.  According to a Marian Burros article, the show visited the White House and the chefs wandered through the White House Garden to decide on vegetables that will be used in their creative dishes. The rules were that the Chefs must combine ingredients of the types grown in the White House garden with other FN supplied food components in every dish.

I am a regular viewer of Iron Chef America as well as the original Japanese version of the show. And while it should be an interesting battle – I do not foresee healthy eating habits coming from the creativity of these Chefs. Both Batali and Lagasse could sub for the Pillsbury Dough Boy should he call in sick. “Blue Corn” Bobby Flay, while not of Pillsbury Dough Boy material, is not known for serving health food either. They are all top end Chefs that serve gourmet taste buds, whom seek extravagant cuisine that does not come from healthy eating habits. The prepared foods are often large portioned high-fat high-carb high-caloric treats accompanied by more of the same side dishes. The favorite accompanying ingredient to any dish for the guest judges is usually – BACON! One of the media leaked not so healthy ingredients for this episode also happens to be baby-pig.  And though the some guest judges may look healthy to pencil thin – if they eat meals similar to those served on camera, when at home and away from the show, then they must be often practitioners of bulimia. Great Television Spectacle, you bet! Good politics, probably. Good food, no doubt. Healthy eating habits encouragement – not so much and only at a public pretense level.

2009 Elections Over

The election following the one-year anniversary of Barack Obama is over and the results are in – both sides won both sides lost. Whew, thank God! Sigh – Let the two-Party Election Spin begin!!! I am sure both the Democrat and Republican Parties shall have ample supplies of Hopium to spread around for their followers as they lay claim to their spoils of victory and moan about their wounds of defeat. As following any election – each party will hurrah the victory and attempt to spin the casualties while hoping they have enough Hopium to satiate the true believers. And both sides of the two major political parties will point out the victories point out that the voting public has given them a mandate to fulfill! Oops, Is my cynicism/realism mode showing? Well since everyone else will be dishing out their opinion surrounding various elections and the secret meaning behind the results – Me To! On with the show this it!

My evaluation of the 2009 elections is as follows- state level elections, on a non-Presidential election year, will often give you a result more tuned towards state politics – because those years lack the sporadic voters that only show up for the Big Top Extravaganzas that surround Presidential elections. That bit of opinion will net you exactly bupkiss; unless you happen to be at my morning table when I am serving up my infamous peanut-butter oats in my 32 oz. Anchor-Hocking breakfast bowls, while I am also dishing out side-orders of my political musings. Breakfast at my table is kind of like Halloween Trick or Treats. The value -of trick or treat- varies by recipient. Still, I shall share some of my post election thoughts in later posts.

Spam Spam Good Old Canned Spam

What would e-mail be without the constant glut of Spam mail wanting me to claim mega bucks from Nigeria through illegal banking schemes. Ahh! Lately the Spammers have started to integrate FBI help and/or warnings in an effort to get me to send them all my personal and banking information. You can tell it ain’t the real FBI-Guys because they are actually asking for my personal information. The real FBI-guys would instead, just illegally look up my information with their super-duper computers – then just for fun they would leak the information to the media and every other Tom – Dick & Harry. You know these Spammers must put a lot of time and effort into the newer spams I receive. They seem to get more detailed and creative as time goes by.  So in case no one has received and/or read a threatening spam gift from the Fibby-FBI-Guys: I am posting the latest one from my emails! Enjoy! —>

From: FBI OFFICE [fb3@wf4409gio.homepage.t-online.de]

Subject: FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

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ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001 Attention Fund Beneficiary, RE: FBI NOTICE WARNING TO FUND BENEFICIARY It has come to our notice that the International Monetary Fund (IMF),Central Bank of Nigeria/world bank has released 10,5M US dollars into Bank of America USA in your name as the beneficiary being for overdue Inheritant,Lottory,contract payment. The International Monetary Fund (IMF),Central Bank of Nigeria/world bank knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment to your account, so they used what is known as secret Diplomatic transit payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer in order to complete this payment. We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because of the amount involve. Note that the fund is in your name with Bank of America USA, but we ask them not to credit/transfer the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and Verifications from you before releasing the funds. In this regards, you are to re-assure and proof to us that the funds you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us (Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) to satisfy the FBI that the money you are about to receive is legitimate.

Therefore, You are advised to forward the (Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) document to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don’t then let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the (Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) document and send it to us in order the Bank of America USA to go ahead and release the money to you without any further delay. These Document will be issue to you from our Authorize office.So get back to us immediately if you don’t have the DIST document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the DIST document, because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by (H.S.B.C) Bank in London.

An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History. Record or Rap Sheet is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. These Condition Is Valid until 15th NOV, 2009 After that, we shall take actions on Canceling the payment and then charge you for illegal funds transfer from Nigerian government.

GUARANTEE: funds will be released on confirmation of the document. 1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee. 2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared. 3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A., can only release funds. 4. Upon confirmation from the world bank / united nations. 5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive. The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A We wait for your prompt response on my direct email ( robertmuler@washington.usa.com ) for more directives. Best Regards, Robert Mueller, III FBI Director