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Canada Prepares for Possible Obamaton Invasion


Realizing the horrific effects the Obama Administration and his acolytes in the media has had on  USAmerican citizens - the Canadian government has began preparation for worst case scenarios , should Plague Obamaton continue to spread.

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Less Ordinary Christmas Gifts 2012


Chicago Christmas

Dear Santa Christmas is just days away. My Christmas list is short and All I Really Want for Christmas ( not necessarily in the order listed) is:

  • A Chicago Bears Win in the 2013 Superbowl
  • A Chicago Cubs Series Win in the 2013 World Series. (Preferably over the hated (oops, forgot it was Christmas) Chicago White Sox.
  • A couple tons of Gold dust.
  • Oh yeah and one of these –> http://www.howstuffworks.com/invisibility-cloak.htm
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Obama Art, Just in Time for Christmas?


Just in time for Christmas? The Blaze Displays a new less ordinary gift of art depicting Barack Obama.

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Binders Full of Women Confusion Exposed


Old video has surfaced finally allowing sagacious individuals to understand the progressive lefts confusion over Romney’s use of the word “binders of women in debate”. As it is often the case with the radical leftists – it is a matter of their passion to play semantics by ascribing alternative translations to otherwise common terminology.  Like the nun in the following video progressives just ascribe the wrong meaning to binders full of women.  –>

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The Historical Account of the Obama Intellect


The Bush Deranged were and still get a kick out of his foot in mouth moments. Starting with the 2008 Obama campaign – the Obama media disciples and the mindless zombie Obamatons have constantly promoted the greatness of the Obama intellect. The interesting part of modern media content is that words continue to live on in cyberspace – even when Obama disciples attempt to obfuscate the gaffes.  The Obama intellect from his own mouth. I would have expected better from the President that once announced he had visited all of the 57 States in the US except for Alaska and Hawaii.

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Barack Obama- Alpha or Time Traveler


Media sources have unearthed an old photo with our Socialist-wannabe President Obama posing in a photo-op with infamous socialist Karl Marx. Is President Obama an Alpha -like Stanton Parish-  or perhaps a Time Traveler -like H. George Wells? Barack Obama/Karl Marx  photo link here.

In other related news, to my personal  knowledge, there is still no truth to the rumor that President Obama has decided to build a competing National Monument to Mt. Rushmore -at the expense of the taxpayers- at an undisclosed location in the US.  While most of the design has been finished – the architects and engineers have yet to decide on the final Obama image that will be included in the monument. The following  image of the potential Obama -I Built That with your money- monument was leaked in to cyber-land some months back –>

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Handicapping the 2012 POTUS Election


As the election for the next President of the United States slogs on both the Democrat Spin Doctors and the Republican Spin Doctors are busy painting graffiti murals all across the media. Each Party will be pedantically researching their opponents words and actions for fissures and fractures that can be politically exploited. All the while the various media sources will be fervently figuring and refiguring the handicap odds in an effort to predict the eventual winner. At times like these it is best to go to the real experts on handicapping a horse race –>   –>

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The Obama Racist Test


Since the 2012 POTUS election is nearing those of us that disapprove of the Obama Baby-Steps towards Socialism Big Government, need to brace ourselves for another round of being accused as racists. It is a huge sport among the far left Progressives to attempt to paint anyone not worshiping the False prophet of Hope and Change, especially the Bush Deranged sections (which is full of bigoted Democrats – whose favorite everyday words to describe minorities -include – using Nigger, Chink, Spic, Wetback, Jew-Boy, Towel-Head, Sand-Nigger etc…)

But to help those whom feel timidity about opposing Obama in fear of being called racist there is a test for you to take, in order to help calm any self-doubt. Take the Obama Racist Test Link!

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The Never Ending Story of Conspiracies


Okay, I admit it, I love a good conspiracy! Considering their popularity and plague like proliferation, I get the impression that an overwhelming amount of people love a good conspiracy. To the best of my understanding, most are a crock of BS. Most are forged like any great TALL TALE of fiction by mixing fact and fiction to create a somewhat believable story.  That gives a never-ending life to many conspiracies.  Over on Live Science, Benjamin Radford posted a list of their top ten greatest conspiracies. I had heard of all but one the conspiracies.  I was surprised at the order of a couple of the listings. I did not notice a statement as to why they placed them in their particular ratings order. Here is the list in reverse order, enjoy:

10.   The 9-11 US Government Involvement Conspiracy (Fueled by the Bush Deranged!)

09.   The Princess Diana Murder (As government conspiracies run – this one seems to have marathon legs.)

08.   Subliminal Advertising (one of my personal favorites)

07.   The ‘69 Moon Landing Hoax (As a kid I had many an argument with adults believing in this one)

06.   Paul McCartney’s Supposed Death in the Sixties ( #9, #9, #9)

05.   The John F. Kennedy Assassination (The death of E Howard Hunt recently threw some wood on this fire.)

04.   The Roswell Crash Cover-up (You mean their was no Grays? Only at #4, ??? WOW!)

03.   The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion  (One I had never heard of!)

02.   Satanic Cults (Go Geraldo, Go! Maybe the evidence was lost inside Al Capone’s vault.)

01.    Big Pharma Drug/Cure Suppression  ( This number one rating  has to break the hearts of Big Pharma Haters.)

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March 14 an Esoteric Holiday


Caution the following post includes adult information

Despite my extensive 29+ years on this planet, I still stumble upon events or items that I had never heard of. The latest event I learned of when opening my email box, was an obscure, perhaps even esoteric holiday. It seems that today March 14 is celebrated by some individuals as the male emulation of Valentines Day -called Steak and Blowjob Day. Evidently San Diego celebrates a similar, yet individualistic holiday on March 20 – they call Steak and Knobber Day! Perhaps it’s a Navy thing. Well I don’t think anyone is going to get a legal paid holiday for the event – so pardon my ambivalence and disinterest towards either obscure holiday, other than to admit my total ignorance that some would be shallow enough to attempt creation of such a holiday. In all fairness -at least for theScoundrel- to even know that these holidays pretend existence is TMI!

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