Posted by: thescoundrel | April 21, 2016

Target Unclear of Gender Distinctions


In the News today, retailer Target has announced it’s Management is unclear of distinctions between human genders. So someone had to come up with a new unisex bathroom strategy that will also give them more store space inside their buildings, by moving the bathrooms to the parking lot. The homeless and druggie factions are split on the idea as though it will offer them easier access for personal relief; it also has the disadvantage of no privacy for the times they need to speed.

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Posted by: thescoundrel | March 23, 2016

Ding, Dong the Wicked Prick is Dead


Can’t believe I forgot the happy celebration last November. I must be getting older and forgetful.

Samaritans Scalawags Scoundrels Fleecing the Sheep

Longtime Congressman from the IL. 17th District, Lane Evans, has died. His fictional tome is being scribed on the local Quad City media by his pablum spewing acolytes. That is how life works. You are born, you live, you die, people make phony speeches about what a great a person you were. No such spin here. Still I’ll give the Evans his due by posting a video representative of my deep set feelings for the man. It’s not political, It’s personal!!!

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Caution the following post may not be suitable for minors or PC Disciples. It may contain objectionable and dangerous wording, ideas and/or links. You are warned.

It has been long while since my last post. Contrary to all the vicious rumors I have been spreading about myself – I have neither died or fallen off of the planet Earth. Still I couldn’t resist the latest piece of PC culture reporting from would be PC Police.

While interviewing a guest; MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry became uncomfortable with her guests use of the term “hard-worker”. Sorry everyone,  evidently the PC Police Force continues to decide they must preapprove the proper good or evil semantic usage of all words and phrases. So honoring their worry about the descriptive usage of “hard-worker”, and not wishing to offend their delicate sense of PC propriety,   I have made a suggestive list of laborers that  literally fit the term “Hard-Workers“. If your name is not on this list I suggest you will have to submit, in triplicate, applications to Ms. Harris-Perry and the PC Police seeking to be included or in an effort to propose your own list of hardworking men or other personages.

theScoundrels list of literally correct hard-working men.

  • Mandingo
  • Lexington Steele
  • Ron Jeremy
  • Rocco Siffredi
  • Evan Stone
  • Peter Stone
  • Mr. Marcus
  • Mr. Pete
  • Mick Blue
  • James Deen
Posted by: thescoundrel | November 9, 2014

Fort Lauderdale Stupid is as Stupid Does


Fort Lauderdale Florida,  just another example of Stupid is as Stupid Does.

Florida

Posted by: thescoundrel | November 6, 2014

Ding, Dong the Wicked Prick is Dead


Longtime Congressman from the IL. 17th District, Lane Evans, has died. His fictional tome is being scribed on the local Quad City media by his pablum spewing acolytes. That is how life works. You are born, you live, you die, people make phony speeches about what a great a person you were. No such spin here. Still I’ll give the Evans his due by posting a video representative of my deep set feelings for the man. It’s not political, It’s personal!!!

 

Posted by: thescoundrel | October 26, 2014

2014


Saw this image on Facebook.  It’s statement paints an accurate image of much of today’s progressive society.

 

Next up, 2015!
http://9gag.com/gag/abqrwQX?ref=fbp

 

 

 

 

Posted by: thescoundrel | October 20, 2014

Welcome Newbies, to the New and Improved Duck and Cover Reality


George W. Bush didn’t get it. Barack Obama doesn’t get it. In fact other than Ronald Reagan I don’t think any US POTUS has understood the Russian situation since John Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson.  There are mad dog leaders out there whom like to wave their dick-egos, like a swinging wrecking ball threatening your home. And worse, some of those leaders aren’t just paper tigers. Some like Vlad “the Slayer” Putin have doomsday weapon capability to back up their egotistical insanity. And you can bet that among his advisers, and possibly within his own egocentricity, there will be those whom think modern weaponry capabilities make a winnable nuclear war possible. And no doubt there are even some war hawks among nuclear nations, whose hatred for the opposition is so intense, they don’t care if a nuclear war is winnable. Of course in a nuclear weapons race another thing to worry about besides the Putin-Whack-Jobs is the possibility of human error. To all those Non-Boomer generations welcome to the New and Improved  Duck and Cover realities. Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock!

 

 

Posted by: thescoundrel | September 30, 2014

A Brute in Human Form


As with many other information centers in the World of Cyberspace – I have a love/hate relationship with the services offered by the Internet giant Yahoo!  In a totally unrelated search I stumbled across the word etymology of “Yahoo” that rightfully defines the essence of Yahoo!. According to the Online Etymology Dictionary, Yahoo is originally defined as :

 

yahoo (n.)  “a brute in human form,” 1726, from the race of brutish human creatures in Swift’s “Gulliver’s Travels.” “A made name, prob. meant to suggest disgust” [Century Dictionary]. “Freq. in mod. use, a person lacking cultivation or sensibility, a philistine; a lout; a hooligan” [OED]

 

Well I don’t know that I am ready to grant Yahoo! the title of personhood but…. There is no doubt in this person’s mind how an actual human could readily attribute Yahoo! as a human creation where content and comment  often leads to brutish, loutish, even Hooligan-like behaviors, while, at times creating disgust due to its lack of cultivation and sensibility. If that was  the aura Yahoo! creators were seeking to create around their product, then they have succeeded beyond all possible dreams of ambition. Well chosen name!

Posted by: thescoundrel | September 20, 2014

Obama Evaluating Evil of the World


Evil in the World
Some cartoonists capture the existence of life under Obama.
Posted by: thescoundrel | September 18, 2014

Politics as Usual


According to an article I read in The Dispatch/QCOnline a whistle-blower lawsuit has been filed against Rock Island Co.  Board Chairman Banaszek and County Clerk Kinney; alleging that they falsified documents in order to assist County Board members inflate pension benefits that they could receive. With anything political , tt is difficult to say if the claims are true or false. Whether the claims are factual or in error, the situation displays the problems with Rock Island Co. as well as State and Federal levels of governmental leadership.  Government has become the wet nurse for college trained juveniles whom would rather suckle at the teats of taxation created indentured servants for a lifetime than be weaned into a life of self-reliant adulthood.

Narcissistic politicians  at all levels of government use rhetoric and spin to woo their lemming like followers. They use political tricks such as thuggish behavior, closed door sessions and gerrymandered districts to protect the boundary of their fiefdoms. And they to it all off by using money they strong-arm or entice from exploited taxpayers and businesses to purchase and spread publicity propaganda. And if it wasn’t enough that these political parasites suck at the teat of the taxpayer from birth to the grave – they hire all their friends and relatives in order that they too might suckle off the wet-nursing taxpayers.  If it wasn’t such a pathetic established circle of life, it would be a great ironic joke that the same rubes that continue to vote and fund politicians into office are also the victims of the political maleficence perpetrated by officials in the government.

And in news relating directly to Rock Island County, it seems as if Government Nepotism has once again been put on display. In  a closed session Rock Island UnDemocratic Politburo has back-room selected the husband of Democrat Congressman Cheri Bustos to be on the upcoming  ballot to become the next Rock Island Co. Sheriff. Strangely this is the same person who stated he would not be seeking to fill the permanent position of Sheriff, after he was appointed to temporarily fill the vacancy left when Sheriff Boyd was forced to resign, under Boyd’s abuse of office plea agreement. Bustos will run unopposed as the Rock Island Republican Party or any other Organizations had previously chosen to not field a candidate for the position. Nor will they have a chance to do so now as the replacement procedures for removing Boyd conveniently passed any such opportunity for opposition forces. It is business of usual for Rock Island politics. Shades of nightmares past when the Lane Evans to Philobluster Hare  selection was perpetrated on voters. Nepotism and Smokey Back Room Good Ol’ Boys politics -You are Rock Island County.

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