Posted by: thescoundrel | July 3, 2008

Watermelon the Poor Mans Viagra


I love eating watermelon. It is tasty and not too expensive. I suppose after reading the Betsy Blaney article about watermelon being a poor mans Viagra, horny old geezers and apprehensive young dudes looking for a little extra oomph in their sexual escapades will ruin the not expensive part of the treat. Once a food is tied to male potency, expect the price of the product to skyrocket 😥 . Of course eating the six cups of watermelon needed to boost your potency will probably have other side effects not conducive to passionate adventures, unless you are into water sports and toilet tricks. I am sure there are already manufacturers trying to figure out how they can repackage the watermelon in a pill or capsule form so that they can make even more money and then get Smiling Bob’ to drive the product sales. Sigh!

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  1. i think as every coin has 2 face so will everything will have whethee its viagra or watermelon

  2. Imagine walking into the produce section and seeing the sign that says “Must have photo ID
    to purchase watermelon”. We’d better buy some
    before the price goes up.

  3. Shhh –> I had watermelon for lunch yesterday. Evidently not enough to qualify for that tingly Viagra like feeling. I went home and took a nap instead of chasing wild women in short skirts.

    But the little old ladies were piling it on their plates by the bushel. Huh- I didn’t read where it worked by proxy. I hope it worked better for them than it did me. 😉

  4. Not that I’m totally impressed, but this is more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on Digg telling that the info here is awesome. Thanks.


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