Posted by: thescoundrel | October 30, 2008

Bill Clintons Earliest Ancestors Found

A curious scientific study has found fossils related from dissimilar preservation sites, dating from 635 to 541 million years ago, which were originally found in Southern China and Southern Australia. The creature from the Ediacaran Period is named Eoandromeda octobrachiata. The discovery comparison is said to be evidence that the two regions were originally located geographically close together. Another, perhaps more overlooked discovery, was that the description of the creature offers evidence that it is most likely one of Bill Clintons earliest ancestors. Very similar to descriptions about HornDog Bill Clinton from women stranded alone with Ol’ Bill, the fossil of the creature displayed it also had eight arms. I assume, with all those arms, it was pretty much similar to it’s most likely descendant Bill Clinton, another would be love machine with eight grabbing and groping arms.


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