Posted by: thescoundrel | November 2, 2009

Spam Spam Good Old Canned Spam


What would e-mail be without the constant glut of Spam mail wanting me to claim mega bucks from Nigeria through illegal banking schemes. Ahh! Lately the Spammers have started to integrate FBI help and/or warnings in an effort to get me to send them all my personal and banking information. You can tell it ain’t the real FBI-Guys because they are actually asking for my personal information. The real FBI-guys would instead, just illegally look up my information with their super-duper computers – then just for fun they would leak the information to the media and every other Tom – Dick & Harry. You know these Spammers must put a lot of time and effort into the newer spams I receive. They seem to get more detailed and creative as time goes by.  So in case no one has received and/or read a threatening spam gift from the Fibby-FBI-Guys: I am posting the latest one from my emails! Enjoy! —>

From: FBI OFFICE [fb3@wf4409gio.homepage.t-online.de]

Subject: FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT WANT US TO ARREST YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

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ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001 Attention Fund Beneficiary, RE: FBI NOTICE WARNING TO FUND BENEFICIARY It has come to our notice that the International Monetary Fund (IMF),Central Bank of Nigeria/world bank has released 10,5M US dollars into Bank of America USA in your name as the beneficiary being for overdue Inheritant,Lottory,contract payment. The International Monetary Fund (IMF),Central Bank of Nigeria/world bank knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment to your account, so they used what is known as secret Diplomatic transit payment (S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer in order to complete this payment. We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper Verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because of the amount involve. Note that the fund is in your name with Bank of America USA, but we ask them not to credit/transfer the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and Verifications from you before releasing the funds. In this regards, you are to re-assure and proof to us that the funds you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us (Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) to satisfy the FBI that the money you are about to receive is legitimate.

Therefore, You are advised to forward the (Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) document to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you don’t then let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the (Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) document and send it to us in order the Bank of America USA to go ahead and release the money to you without any further delay. These Document will be issue to you from our Authorize office.So get back to us immediately if you don’t have the DIST document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the DIST document, because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by (H.S.B.C) Bank in London.

An FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History. Record or Rap Sheet is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests and, in some instances, federal employment, naturalization, or military service. These Condition Is Valid until 15th NOV, 2009 After that, we shall take actions on Canceling the payment and then charge you for illegal funds transfer from Nigerian government.

GUARANTEE: funds will be released on confirmation of the document. 1. Credit payment instruction: irrevocable credit guarantee. 2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared. 3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A., can only release funds. 4. Upon confirmation from the world bank / united nations. 5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive. The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A We wait for your prompt response on my direct email ( robertmuler@washington.usa.com ) for more directives. Best Regards, Robert Mueller, III FBI Director

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Responses

  1. Ya gotta love the subject line: “Get Back To Us Immediately If You don’t Want Us To Arrest You For Your Own Good”

    What a hoot!

    I never had much trouble with spam until I signed up to be on a bunch of political email lists—the ultimate spam! 🙂

  2. I seem to get the one that declares me the winner of the UK lottery. Since I have never been to the UK or bought a
    lottery ticket I believe it may be spam.

  3. Yeah QCX, it makes you wonder whatever happened to the old adage – you catch more flies with honey? I guess even spammers are getting desperate and feeling the pinch of he economic downturn.

    LOL Cruiser, I get those to. I should be Bill Gates as many times I have been notified that I have won the UK, European or Irish lottery.


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